-*Dialog.headingFont: *-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-180-*-*-*-iso8859-1
-*Dialog.bodyFont: *-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-iso8859-1
-*Dialog.labelFont: *-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-iso8859-1
-*Dialog.unameFont: *-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-*-iso8859-1
-*Dialog.buttonFont: *-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-iso8859-1
-*Dialog.dateFont: *-helvetica-medium-r-*-*-*-80-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.headingFont: -*-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-180-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.bodyFont: -*-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.labelFont: -*-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.unameFont: -*-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.buttonFont: -*-helvetica-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.dateFont: -*-helvetica-medium-r-*-*-*-80-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+
+! Fucking Ubuntu doesn't install Helvetica by default! Come ON!
+! What a weirdo exotic font that is, that nobody would care to use!
+!
+*Dialog.headingFont2: -*-bitstream charter-bold-r-*-*-*-160-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.bodyFont2: -*-bitstream charter-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.labelFont2: -*-bitstream charter-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.unameFont2: -*-bitstream charter-bold-r-*-*-*-100-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.buttonFont2: -*-bitstream charter-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.dateFont2: -*-bitstream charter-medium-r-*-*-*-80-*-*-*-*-iso8859-1
+
+! Fall back to anything variable width that supports ASCII.
+*Dialog.headingFont3: -*-*-bold-r-*-*-*-180-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.bodyFont3: -*-*-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.labelFont3: -*-*-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.unameFont3: -*-*-bold-r-*-*-*-120-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.buttonFont3: -*-*-bold-r-*-*-*-140-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+*Dialog.dateFont3: -*-*-medium-r-*-*-*-80-*-*-p-*-iso8859-1
+