+ else if (!first_time &&
+ (strstr (buf, ": not found") ||
+ strstr (buf, ": Not found")))
+ switch (random () % 20)
+ {
+ case 1: strcat (buf, "( Get with the program, bub. )\n");
+ break;
+ case 2: strcat (buf,
+ "( I blow my nose at you, you silly person! ) \n"); break;
+ case 3: strcat (buf,
+ "\nThe resource you want to\nset is `noseguy.program'\n");
+ break;
+ case 4:
+ strcat(buf,"\nHelp!! Help!!\nAAAAAAGGGGHHH!! \n\n"); break;
+ case 5: strcpy (buf, "You have new mail.\n"); break;
+ case 6:
+ strcat(buf,"( Hello? Are you paying attention? )\n");break;
+ case 7:
+ strcat (buf, "sh: what kind of fool do you take me for? \n");
+ break;
+ }
+ first_time = 0;