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[xscreensaver] / hacks / noseguy.c

diff --git a/hacks/noseguy.c b/hacks/noseguy.c
index 4707d422b029b2a9d326c0e0fd62cccc8944166c..207311fc3f24207b98c055ab1226cb7afc32485d 100644 (file)
--- a/hacks/noseguy.c
+++ b/hacks/noseguy.c
@@ -449,6 +449,8 @@ init_words()
   words = get_words(); 
 }
 
+static int first_time = 1;
+
 static char *
 get_words()
 {
@@ -473,6 +475,27 @@ get_words()
            (void) pclose(pp);
            if (! buf[0])
              sprintf (buf, "\"%s\" produced no output!", orig_program);
+           else if (!first_time &&
+                    !strcmp (buf, "sh: fortune: not found\n"))
+             switch (random () % 20)
+               {
+               case 1: strcat (buf, "( Get with the program, bub. )\n");
+                 break;
+               case 2: strcat (buf,
+                 "( I blow my nose at you, you silly person! ) \n"); break;
+               case 3: strcat (buf,
+                 "\nThe resource you want to\nset is `noseguy.program'\n");
+                 break;
+               case 4:
+                 strcat(buf,"\nHelp!!  Help!!\nAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!  \n\n"); break;
+               case 5: strcpy (buf, "You have new mail.\n"); break;
+               case 6:
+                 strcat(buf,"( Hello?  Are you paying attention? )\n");break;
+               case 7:
+                 strcat (buf, "sh: what kind of fool do you take me for? \n");
+                 break;
+               }
+           first_time = 0;
            p = buf;
        }
        else